Best office quotes to bring on an amazing work day

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Use our best office quotes to give yourself and all your colleagues something to laugh about. Be hailed as the most witty guy/gal at work. Use our quotes.

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. …
  2. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – …
  3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? …
  4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – …
  5. “If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” –
  6. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”
  7. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
  8. “The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin though.”
  9. “I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.”
  10. “I talk a lot, so I learn to tune myself out.”

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