Best office quotes to bring on an amazing work day


Use our best office quotes to give yourself and all your colleagues something to laugh about. Be hailed as the most witty guy/gal at work. Use our quotes.

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. …
  2. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – …
  3. “Would I rather be feared or loved? …
  4. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – …
  5. “If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” –
  6. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”
  7. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
  8. “The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin though.”
  9. “I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.”
  10. “I talk a lot, so I learn to tune myself out.”


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