Best spongebob quotes from the love of every kid


The famous Nickelodeon figure has ruled the hearts and minds of kids for a while. Look at his quotes and take a trip down memory lane.

  1. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:
  2. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
  3. “A five letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
  4. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
  5. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
  6. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
  7. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
  8. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
  9. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward
  10. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob


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