Christmas vacation quotes to ring in the holiday spirit


Christmas is a time of year that everyone loves. Ring in that joyous spirit with the best quotes. Come to us when all you want is the best. We have it all.

  1.  “We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswold

2. “We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?” — Audrey Griswold
“No, I have one of those at home.” — Clark Griswold

3. “Hey kids, look! A deer!” — Clark Griswold

4. “Eat my rubber!” — Clark Griswold
“Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’” — Rusty Griswold
“Whatever, Russ. Whatever.” — Clark Griswold

5. “Eat my road, Red Liver Lips!” — Clark Griswold

6. “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” — Ellen Griswold

7. “Clark! We’re stuck under a truck!” — Ellen Griswold

8. “Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold
“Amen!” — Clark Griswold

9. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” — Ellen Griswold
“It’s all part of the experience, honey!” — Clark Griswold

10. “Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!” — Rusty Griswold
“It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.” — Clark Griswold


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