Funny birthday quotes, to wish someone with a laugh


Use our birthday quotes that are both funny and special. You are sure to be the one with the most unique birthday wish that will make everyone giggle.

  1. May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
  2. Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!
  3. Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
  4. When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!
  5. Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
  6. I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
  7. Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
  8. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!
  9. Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
  10. Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!


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