Funny Christmas quotes to brighten that holiday smile


Christmas quotes that put a big smile on your face. Take a break form the clique holiday captions and use something intresting to bring about a cheer.

  1. Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
  2. Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!
  3. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
  4. Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!
  5. Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
  6. I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!
  7. I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
  8. I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!
  9. Merry Christmas! May you have enough time to groom yourself on this holiday. I think Santa needs to shave his beard too!
  10. One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!


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