Funny coffee quotes to refresh and reinvigorate you


Read our quotes before you actually wake up and smell the coffee. We have some funny quotes on coffee that are sure to make you giggle like silly.

  1. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”-Anonymous
  2. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”-Anonymous
  3. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”-Earl Wilson
  4. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”-Alfred Renyi
  5. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”-Barista Life
  6. “Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.’”-Anonymous
  7. “I put coffee in my coffee.”-Anonymous
  8. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”-Anonymous
  9. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”-Lewis Black
  10. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”-Anonymous


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