Funny dog quotes, cause what dog is not upto antics?


Upload a funny quote with a cute picture of the nutty stuff that your dog is upto. We have witty quotes that will make anyone laugh till their head hurts.

  1. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
  2. “In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” — Edward Hoagland
  3. “Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” — Steve Bluestone
  4. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones
  5. “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain
  6. “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!”— George Carlin
  7. “A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” — Charlotte Gray
  8. “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Bernard Williams
  9. “Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.” — Sian Ford
  10. “A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” — Helen Thomson


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