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- “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
- “In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” — Edward Hoagland
- “Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” — Steve Bluestone
- “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones
- “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain
- “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!”— George Carlin
- “A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” — Charlotte Gray
- “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Bernard Williams
- “Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.” — Sian Ford
- “A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” — Helen Thomson
