Funny halloween quotes to bring out the fun in the dark

Imagine a vampire laughing till his teeth clatter. Read, wittiest halloween quotes that will lighten the scary atmosphere around. Visit us for great ones.

1. “DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE; FIRE BURN, AND CAULDRON BUBBLE.”
2. “MAGIC IS REALLY VERY SIMPLE. ALL YOU’VE GOT TO DO IS WANT SOMETHING AND THEN LET YOURSELF HAVE IT.”
3. “JUST BECAUSE I CANNOT SEE IT, DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”
4. “IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS!”
5. “A PERSON SHOULD ALWAYS CHOOSE A COSTUME WHICH IS IN DIRECT CONTRAST TO HER OWN PERSONALITY.”
6. “IT’S HALLOWEEN; EVERYONE’S ENTITLED TO ONE GOOD SCARE.”
7. “I LOVE HALLOWEEN, AND I LOVE THAT FEELING: THE COLD AIR, THE SPOOKY DANGERS LURKING AROUND THE CORNER.”
8. “THERE IS A CHILD IN EVERY ONE OF US WHO IS STILL A TRICK-OR-TREATER LOOKING FOR A BRIGHTLY-LIT FRONT PORCH.”
9. “WHERE THERE IS NO IMAGINATION, THERE IS NO HORROR.”
10. “I PUT A SPELL ON YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE MINE.”