Hillariously witty, funny instagram bios for you


If you’re one for fun,look no further. Check out our funny bios that will make you laugh and put a smile on your friend’s face. Get your collection now.

  1. Don’t call me crazy! I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
  2. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a ninja.
  3. Even the Joker is jealous of my smile.
  4. Ever since my parents told me not to talk to strangers, I haven’t talked to myself.
  5. Every butt, big or small, is special. Learn to love each and every one of them.
  6. Everyone has me figured out, which makes it super easy for me.
  7. Extremely passionate about not starving to death.
  8. Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
  9. Here to steer clear of my family and friends on Facebook.
  10. How much does a hippie weigh? An Instagram!


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