Funny love quotes, for a differently weird romance


Love quotes that are romantic and funny. They are sure to have your sweetheart in splits. We have some unique ones that will add joy to your love life.

  1. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
  2. Love is sharing your popcorn.
  3. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
  4. One cricket said to another – come, let us be ridiculous, and say, love!
  5. Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. –
  6. Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
  7. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
  8. Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
  9. Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
  10. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.


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