Funny morning quotes, to begin the day laughing

Funny morning quotes

If you like to begin the day with a hearty laugh, read one of our quotes each morning. We have hillarious ones that you will love. Check them out.

  1. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black
  2. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
  3. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. — Groucho Marx
  4. I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. — Benjamin Franklin
  5. You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. — Bob Dole
  6. Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. — Ursula Le Guin
  7. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. — Robert Frost
  8. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben
  9. Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. — Mitch Hedburg
  10. I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra


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