Funny office quotes to keep you entertained at work


When things get redundant at the office, use our quotes that will lift your spirits. We have rare ones that are sure to make you the funny guy at work.

  1. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott
  2. “I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.” — Dwight Schrute
  3. “Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.” — Jim Halpert
  4. “And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” — Pam Beesley
  5. “I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.” — Angela Martin
  6. “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” — Michael Scott
  7. “Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat.” — Pam Beesley
  8. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott
  9. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.” — Michael Scott
  10. “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” — Dwight Schrute


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