Relationships are complicated. Add a bit of fun to yours, with our funny quotes. We have witty ones that will leave you in splits till your head hurts.
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- I don’t see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain’t much of a recommendation for it.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
