Funny relationship quotes to drive out the boredom


Relationships are complicated. Add a bit of fun to yours, with our funny quotes. We have witty ones that will leave you in splits till your head hurts.

  1. My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.
  2. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  3. Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
  4. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
  5. Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
  6. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  7. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
  8. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
  9. I don’t see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain’t much of a recommendation for it.
  10. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


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