Funny retirement quotes if you refuse to slow down


Put some life into the dreary concept of retired life. Use our quotes to bring out the fun in the new phase of life. Search for the best, find them here.

  1. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” — A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  2. “People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” — Maya Angelou
  3. “Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.” — Fred Rogers
  4. “When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.” — Chi Chi Rodriguez
  5. “What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.” — Unknown
  6. “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.” — Winston Churchill
  7. “Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” — Kellie Elmore
  8. “You can’t retire from being great.” — Unknown
  9. “I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.” — Unknown
  10. “There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.” — Robert Half


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