Funny senior quotes to keep oldage at bay for long

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Use our funny senior quotes to prepare you for the road ahead. Make good use of them and spread them along to all those who need a laugh. Keep looking.

  1. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.” – Timothy Howard
  2. “I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man.” – Martin Alvarado
  3. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.” – Anonymous
  4. “I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.” – Taylor Bass
  5. “We’ve arrived because we stuck together, champions one and all.” — Sharpay Evans
  6. “One person’s craziness is another person’s reality.” – Tim Burton
  7. “When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars.” – Anonymous
  8. “Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay.” – Simone de Beauvoir
  9. “The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.” – Unknown
  10. “It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.”

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