Funny senior quotes to keep oldage at bay for long


Use our funny senior quotes to prepare you for the road ahead. Make good use of them and spread them along to all those who need a laugh. Keep looking.

  1. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.” – Timothy Howard
  2. “I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man.” – Martin Alvarado
  3. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.” – Anonymous
  4. “I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.” – Taylor Bass
  5. “We’ve arrived because we stuck together, champions one and all.” — Sharpay Evans
  6. “One person’s craziness is another person’s reality.” – Tim Burton
  7. “When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars.” – Anonymous
  8. “Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay.” – Simone de Beauvoir
  9. “The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.” – Unknown
  10. “It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.”


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