Funny sex quotes that keep up that fiery spark


Funny quotes on sex that are refreshingly different from the usual ones. Pass them around to give your friends a good giggle too. Visit us to take a look

  1. You know that look women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
  2. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  3. My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
  4. I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’
  5. If God’s got anything better than sex to offer, he’s certainly keeping it to himself.
  6. Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
  7. It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.
  8. My wife likes to talk to me during sex. In fact, the other day she called me from a motel
  9. My sex life is very bad. If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.
  10. Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.


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