Funny twitter quote to show off the comical side in you


Funny twitter quotes that will take your profile up a few notches. Look up the witty ones that we have and give everyone a hearty laugh. We have good ones.

  1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  2. Musty but not yet moldy.
  3. Pretty from afar, far from pretty.
  4. Professional overthinker.
  5. I want to be nice, but everyone annoys me.
  6. Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
  7. Life in plastic, is fantastic!
  8. I am the human equivalent of a typo.
  9. Stay salty.
  10. Self-love seems so often unrequited.


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