Funny valentine quotes to make your partner giggle


We have the funniest quotes for Valentine’s Day. Give the usual romantic messages a ditch and go for some unique stuff. Look up our qoutes on site.


  1. “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” —Lewis Black
  2. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
  3. “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” — H. L. Mencken
  4. “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” —Anonymous
  5. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott, The Office
  6. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan
  7. “The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan
  8. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
  9. “I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!” — Jenny Han
  10. “You know how people say, ‘You can’t live without love’? Well, oxygen is even more important.” – Dr. Gregory Houser



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