Groucho Marx quotes for when you want a quick giggle

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Groucho Marx quotes

Let the quotes of one of America’s wittiest persons make you guiddy in the head with laughter. Be happy and productive the rest of the day. Check them out.

  1. I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
  2. Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
  3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
  4. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  5. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
  6. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
  7. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
  8. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
  9. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
  10. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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