Instagram savage captions that can rock your World


Instagram is full of savage captions, but you an have the best, if you come to us. We have original ones that will blow your mind. Keep the others wanting.

  1. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  2. Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  3. I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
  4. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** you up.
  5. Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
  6. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
  7. Life goes on, with or without you
  8. Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.
  9. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  10. If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.


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