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- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
- I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
- Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** you up.
- Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
- If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
- Life goes on, with or without you
- Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.
- Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
- If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
