Joe Dirt quotes to help you unwind after a tiring day


Look forward to your evenings after a long work day with these funny quotes from the well known movie. We have you covered when it comes to entertainment.

  1. “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?’”
  2. “Life’s a garden, dig it?”
  3. “But I’m picking it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say.”
  4. “Keep on, keepin’ on”
  5. “I got the poo on me!”
  6. “Luckily, my neck broke my fall.”
  7. “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
  8. “My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.”
  9. “I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.”
  10. “Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look.”


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