John Mulaney quotes from the famous comedian

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Learn about the life and challenges of the American comedian who makes everyone laugh. Let his trial inspire you to achieve your dreams the way he did.

  1. I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
  2. I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot, and I’ve shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don’t feel like I deserve good treatment.
  3. I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
  4. I’ll book a ticket on some garbage airline. I don’t wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
  5. I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster.
  6. I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?
  7. Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.
  8. I just watched a ton of comedy and saw a ton of different styles, and eventually you think, ‘Oh, yeah, I could be like that.
  9. My childhood was completely dominated by Bill Clinton and the OJ trial. I don’t think we had a family dinner where one didn’t come up.
  10. If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

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