Mark Twain quotes for the humourist in you


If you’ve been trying to show off your witty side,heres your chance. Use our quotes on this American author to bring a smile to yourself and all others.

  1. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  2. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
  3. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  4. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
  5. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
  6. All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
  7. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
  8. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  9. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
  10. Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.



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