Plastic jesus lyrics Ed Rush / George Cromarty

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I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nation
With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far
Ridin’ down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead
But he don’t mind
Trouble comin’, he don’t see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I’ll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
When I’m in a traffic jam
He don’t care if I say “damn”
I can let all my curses roll
‘Cause Jesus Plastico doesn’t hear
‘Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul
With my plastic Jesus
I said, goodbye and I’ll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car, oh yeah
An if I weave around at night
Policemen think I’m very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask
‘Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off, you see
He’s hollow and I use him like a flask
Whoa oh oh
Save me
I don’t care if it’s dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car
I feel that I’m protected amply
I’ve got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car
With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye and I’ll go far
And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin’ on the dashboard of my car, whoa oh
I said, with my plastic Jesus (when I’m goin’ fornicatin’)
(I’ve got my ceramic Satan)
Help me, Jesus (sittin’ on the dashboard of my car)
With my plastic Jesus (women know I’m on the level)
(Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil)
Sneerin’ from the dashboard of my car
Songwriters: Ed Rush / George Cromarty

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