Prison Mike quotes, from a fictional character


Use our quotes from this alter-ego of a fictional character to give yourself a good laugh. Upload it along with a funny picture of The Office star.

  1. Karen Filippelli : Dementors, like in “Harry Potter”?
  2. Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch? – Michael Scott
  3. I’m Prison Mike. Do you know why they call me Prison Mike? – Michael Scott
  4. Do you really expect us to believe you’re somebody else? -Angela Martin
  5. No, not “Harry Potter.” There are no movies in prison.
  6. Well, there’s somebody I’d like you to meet, somebody else who has been to prison.
  7. Well, you were in prison, but… Mm-hmm. -Jim Halpert
  8. Oh, you are such a racist. – Michael Scott
  9. Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison? -Pam Beesley
  10. Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.


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