Quotes on the American actor and comedian that will ensure your day goes superbly well. Make a splash on your profile with the best quotes you’ve seen.
- You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
- No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
- Carpe per diem – seize the check.
- Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
- Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
- Comedy is acting out optimism.
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
- Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
- I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
