Ron Swanson quotes from the beloved series on TV


A fictional character can also be inspirational. Such is the case with our Ron Swanson quotes. Read a new quote everyday to keep up the energy.

  1. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. …
  2. “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. …
  3. “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. …
  4. “Fishing relaxes me. …
  5. “When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
  6. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. …
  7. “I’ve cried twice in my life.
  8. “There’s more than one crib tree in a forest. That’s not a lesson, by the way, just a comment on lumber availability.”
  9. “When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
  10. “I’ve cried twice in my life. Once when I was 7 and hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.”


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