Savage instagram bios for the upfront honest types


Believe in voicing your opinions? Then we have the most brutally honest and savage bios that will give you the chance to bare your heart to the World.

  1. I’m none of your business.
  2. I like me more than pizza.
  3. Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
  4. Too glam to give a damn.
  5. Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.
  6. I’m everything you want but can’t have.
  7. Catch flights, not feelings.
  8. Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
  9. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
  10. My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.


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