Short funny quotes to keep you laughing through the day


Laughter is the best medicine. Use it as a way to de-stress and unwind. We have the most hillarious quotes to entertain you all the way. Visit us soon.

  1. Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
  2. Lazy people fact #2347
  3. 827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
  4. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
  5. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  6. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
  7. Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
  8. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  9. Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
  10. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
    My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.A


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