Goofy and stupid instagram captions for a laugh


Stupid instagram captions that will showcase your witty side. Look up our captions to make you laugh all through the day. They are stupid but full of fun.

  1. m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
  2. “I like nonsense. It wakes up brain cells.” -Dr. …
  3. Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  4. I am not an early bird or a night owl. …
  5. You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
  6. I try not to laugh at my jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
  7. I never finish anythi
  8. “Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka
  9. Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
  10. I’m on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs.



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